The upcoming nuptial of British rockstar/comedian/weirdo Russell Brand and Katy Perry is going to be pretty hard to miss, despite the duo claiming they want to keep it a low-key affair. And that’s just it, isn’t it? When you act as goofy as Russell around the press, they’re going to keep demanding more from their little dancing monkey-man. Maybe if the goth Willy Wonka stopped acting like he was Tom Cruise on Oprah every time the cameras started rolling, we’d pay less attention to him. Fame, she is a double-edged sword.
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