What’s that, young hipster? You don’t have a Halloween costume yet? Fear not, for American Apparel is here to help you out with dress-up options pulled from their own clothing line — how generous! For example, did you know that putting your hair in a scrunchee means you’re dressed as a “slumber party”? And a white sweater over white tights makes you the moon! (The moon is rolling over in its, um, orbit of the earth.)
The store is offering a 15% discount for buying an entire costume, but we recommend taking off all your clothes and going as Dov Charney. Or — even better — putting on your clothes and going as Sexy Dov Charney.