Lindsay Lohan reportedly tried to escape from the Betty Ford Center this week, because she desperately needed coke….acola. Zing Radar!
Meanwhile, it’s hard to feel bad for someone who has punched Lindsay Lohan in the face, but Jasmine Waltz says she was blindsided by David Arquette outing her as his mistress. (Radar)
No worries for Courteney Cox tho. “Cougar Hunt” has apparently offered her $1 million to become the face of its dating site. (TMZ)
And another tale of woe to add to Celebrity Divorce Week. Jessalyn Gelsig, who divorced Mr. Shue on Glee last season, is getting separated in real life as well. (WhyFame)
Oh no. He’s the pretty one! Johnny Knoxville dislocated his shoulder and lost a tooth during the filming of JackAss 3D. (NYDN)