Hey, have you heard that Ashton Kutcher‘s maybe-mistress has a bunch of text exchanges from The Killers‘ star that she’s releasing? Totally Tiger Woods‘ mistress style! Anyway, here’s Ashton not talking about that.
Between this and that Adrian Grenier self-satisfied faux-commercial last week for the CelebSuit, we’d almost rather Ashton go back to hosting his own stupid show. That way he’d be contained in a nice little box and stop popping up all over the damn place like a creepy, very attractive gopher.