Yesterday was the makeover episode of America’s Next Top Model: That special time of the year when Miss Tyra Banks gets to take out her rage-gasms on poor, young women who didn’t know any better when the producers took their long, beautiful hair in hand and said “Yeah, we’re going to need to chop this all off…and make it red.”
Now, Kate Ward from Entertainment Weekly has posited that the poor recipient of this hairdo, Kayla, now looks like Budnick from Salute Your Shorts. That’s not really doing anyone any favors. Sure, they both are now gingers, but Danny Cooksey‘s character was the Judd Nelson of Nickelodeon’s eternal summer camp solution to The Breakfast Club. There was nothing girly about him. And on the other side of the coin, there is nothing masculine about Kayla. She’s just…not blond anymore. So if we’re saying that changing your hairstyle automatically makes you a man, than Miss Tyra has some explaining to do, because we don’t know anyone who changes their weave more than that queen.