50 Cent has a dog named Oprah. 50 Cent’s dog, Oprah, has a Twitter account. This post is starting to sound like a Dr. Seuss book written from Cell Block C, but we’re having a hard time reacting to all that’s going on in that photo. I mean, Oprah even has a broken leg — and you know how we feel about animals in casts!
50′s been Tweeting at his pooch (@OprahTheDog, naturally) for the last hour, saying things like: “Oprah is a miniature schnauzer. She was born in a litter of 8puppies. Just my luck I picked the only asshole.” Oprah’s been Tweeting right back, and she sure is one foul-mouthed puppy We’re still pretty mad at 50 for that whole not being nice to women thing, but it’s hard to resist loving this photo.