Oh, Britney Spears – can’t you stay out of trouble for, like, a week? Brit’s former bodyguard is suing his employer for allegedly making all kinds of unwanted sexual advances. Fernando Flores claims the pop singer repeatedly exposed herself in front of him, sometimes ending up stark naked. Doesn’t Fernando know Britney exposes herself to everyone?
The allegations get a bit more serious as Fernando claims Britney also abused her kids. Allegedly, she had sex in close proximity to them, and fed her sons food she knew would give them serious allergic reactions. Fernando also claims Brit-brit made him remove his belt, which she then used to to strike her youngest child, Preston. For the kids’ sake, we hope none of this is true, and please — no one make a “Baby One More Time” joke, okay?