Back, by popular demand: Crushable’s Real Housewives Doll Recap. The New York edition might be off the air, but the saga continues!
In previous recaps, Crushable’s dolls reenacted Kelly Bensimon‘s nervous breakdown, Countess LuAnn‘s post-divorce hookups and the dramatic fallout of Bethenny and Jill‘s friendship.
So what are they up to now? A LOT.
Countess missed a bus to the Hamptons because she needed a cup of coffee; when she returned to the stop, the bus was gone! Alex McCord is blogging for People magazine (welcome to “the dark side” Alex!). Jill’s still doing press for a book no one really bought. Bethenny displayed her post-baby bikini body for Life & Style, advising readers, “Taste everything, eat nothing.”
As for Kelly’s status, you’ll have to check out gallery to find out!