Samuel Beckett would say that life is a tragicomedy. So would Larry David too, probably. And a bunch of other famous people who are all copying off each other. The point being: There are some times you just have to lighten up and stop yelling about the oil spill. But other times you have to get serious and not talk about your skin rash on Twitter. Life is a weird balancing act like that.
Ian Somerhalder (@IanSomerhalder) suddenly has no grasp on how this oil spill thing works. Weird.
Luckily, there’s a new actor in town to use his Twitter as a megaphone: Hi, James Van Der Beek (@vanderjames)!
When you are a Top Model, you can basically admit the grossest things about yourself and everyone is like “Oh, she’s so modest!” But really, CariDee English (@CariDeeEnglish), no one wants to hear about your psoriasis.
Luckily, Stephen Colbert (@Stephenathome) reminds us what’s really important in life: Who is going to be in that dragon tattoo movie.