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This week, on Real Housewives of New Jersey:
The Housewives headed to Venice, where they made plenty of time for sight-seeing, eating, and shopping:
Teresa: “Let’s go to Chanel first!”
Joe: “Let’s go eat. Fuhgeddabout Chanel’s.”
Teresa: “Whaaa?? On the way, Joe, you could get something ta eat. Were gonna go shopping for a little bit.”
Kim G throws herself a little pity party about the Danielle situation.
Kim G: “I feel bad for me, that I’m like, in this situation in the middle.”
And Joe starts to lose control…
Joe: “I’m like King Kong. I might just start going crazy.”
On The Bachelor Pad:
What do you get when you take the most memorable rejects from past seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette? Mayhem.
Contestant Juan Barbieri: “It’s kind of hard to concentrate because everywhere I look, I just see swimsuit models in the weirdest poses-contorted. It was awesome. I’m not gonna lie. It was awesome.”
On the Jersey Shore:
Vinny shows us his classier side. (Classy is a relative term.)
Vinny: “My uncles want me to come here and just bang everything, but I kinda want better, quality girls.”
And Snooki can finally stop Snookin’ for love.
Snooki: “I found an amazing gorilla juice head.”
…Unless she’s drunk.
Snooki: “I really don’t want to cheat. But if you’re gonna hand me a bottle of frickin’ SoCo, something just comes over me. Like I just go crazy.”
Read more at Guest of a Guest for more recaps of this week’s Pretty Little Liars, The Rachel Zoe Project, Mad Men and more.