Mad Men premiered three weeks ago with Don Draper reaming out some poor saps because they wanted to have a “family-friendly” two-piece that wasn’t a bikini. In what seemed like an excessive gesture, even for the Drapester, Don created an ad that was downright salacious. What was the point of that again? Oh yeah, Don Draper is kind of a jerk. Here are some pictures of weird bikinis though, and we can probably thank ad men like the ones from Sterling Cooper Draper and Pryce for their conception.