So now that Shark Week is once again upon us, here are 6 tips for treating this week, if not all weeks, with the proper reverence it deserves.
1. Watch this Shark Week Tribute video on a loop till your eyes burn:
2. Yell out “Live every week like it’s Shark Week!” at anyone who will listen.
3. Call Ian Somerhalder and tell him that a shark is covered in oil and needs his help. Then place your bets on the eternal question: Vampire v. Shark.
4. Watch Jaws. Seriously: You want to celebrate these things??? You crazy.
5. Try a shark burger. Kind of tastes like chicken, right?
6. Stay indoors watching television, and as far away from the ocean as humanely possible.