In Monday’s news: the jerks are still jerks, Bill Cosby isn’t dead, and what the hell is going on with Shark Week, anyway? Good to know that even though we’re in a new month, some things (things = celebrity’s Twitter accounts) never change.
The rumors of Bill Cosby‘s (@billcosby) death have been greatly exaggerated.
Good to know that Rob Kardashian (@RobKardashian) is still the worst.
Come on Adrianne Curry (@adriannecurry), you’re supposed to be a dork. How do you not know about Inception?
For once, we’re totally with Audrina Patridge (@officialaudrina). STFU about Shark Week.