• Tue, Jul 27 2010

The Best Of: Creepy Soap Opera Stares

Recently, we detailed our guilty purchase of a soap opera magazine which had a fabulously creepy photo of James Franco on it’s cover. Now, we admit: we went back for more.

There’s something wonderful about the sleazy yet serious stares soap stares are able to achieve. It’s a good formula, really: those glances can realistically capture everything from “I just found out my Mom is actually my Dad and they’re both hermaphrodites” to “my former lover just came back from the dead with a bouquet of roses and he may or may not have killed my uncle”…or whatever it is that happens on daytime television.

So. We picked up a few more mags and picked out the best, creepy stares that express this range of emotion. Beware, it may be frightening!

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