Crushable Quote Of The Day: Michael Cera Is Telling People Crispin Glover Took His V-Card

The last time we heard about our favorite twink Michael Cera‘s love life, he had just broken things off with Charlyne Yi after co-starring in her mockumentary Paper Hearts. In this time, he’s grown-up a little bit, starred in more movies where he basically plays himself, and has really learned how to screw with the press, as evidenced in this extremely weird Playboy interview, where Michael talks about losing his virginity:

“To be honest I don’t remember too much about it. All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures. My memory of it has fogged as time has gone by, and I’ve pushed it out of my mind, though I do seem to remember something about a plastic Academy Award for best grandson being involved. You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.”

Sorry Michael “I want to be James Franco” Cera, but there’s only room for one James “Pay attention to me” Franco in this world, and you’re not him…yet. (Though if you keep talking about how your girlfriend cry with her ex Danny Trejo, we might start thinking you are actually funny, not just awkward-funny.)

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