It’s not surprising that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer – the dudes whose minds have spawned Scary Movie 1-4, as well as Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet the Spartans - have finally figured out a way to cash in on this whole vampire craze. What’s weird is that it took them so long to do it, considering that the duo’s turn-around time for this stuff is usually two weeks after the original movie they’re making fun of comes out. Oh well, better late than never (actually “never” would have been okay too). Vampires Suck trailer, if you dare:
We can’t believe you’ve been holding back this hilarious Twilight tribute from the American public for so long! Were you waiting for just the right amount of fart jokes? What? Oh, i see. They were waiting for a way to squeeze some Lady Gaga/Jersey Shore references in. Perfect. As long as they keep True Blood out of this, we’re cool.