Help Us Decide Who To Invite To Our Fictional 4th Of July Party

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Ashton Kutcher vs. Snooki

We need someone to take pictures, tweet, check-in on Foursquare, etc. As the “President of Pop Culture,” Ashton would be a good choice. But Snooki’s Twitter following is pretty loyal. However, as a dedicated Italian, we don’t know about her thoughts on the American holiday.

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    • Erin Carlson

      I voted for Miley because she would keep things interesting, whereas Carrie would be talking about her wedding the whole time, as I’d imagine.