Help Us Decide Who To Invite To Our Fictional 4th Of July Party

THE TORTURED ARTIST

James Franco vs. John Mayer

Annoying as they may be, tortured, narcissistic artists are a party staple. James might write a short story, or take a class, or teach a class. John might hit on girls.

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    • Erin Carlson

      I voted for Miley because she would keep things interesting, whereas Carrie would be talking about her wedding the whole time, as I’d imagine.