Sandra Bullock Officially Divorced From Jesse James

Now usually, usually, when people get divorced it is not a cause for celebration. And we’re pretty sure that Sandra Bullock isn’t exactly thrilled that her divorce from philanderer/White Power fetishist Jesse James was finalized today, if only because ending a marriage, no matter how bad the relationship was, is just a big reminder that there was a time when you truly thought you were going to be with this one person for the rest of your life. That being said: Congratulations to Sandra Bullock for walking out on that mess, and getting away without having to give Jesse one damn cent (she didn’t ask for any money from him either for child support, probably because her net worth is approximately 1,000,000 times the size of his).

Thank goodness Texas doesn’t has one of those divorce laws that make you wait a whole year legally separated before you’re officially considered divorced, seeing as the duo only filed their separation papers two month ago.

(Photo via WENN)

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