Look at the Venn Diagram here between People Of Walmart and the (late great) Why The Eff Do You Have A Kid sites: A California couple, Patrick Fousek and Samantha Tomasini, were arrested on Wednesday after approaching two ladies outside of Walmart and offering up their 6-month-old for $25. Come on! That’s a great bargain. But also: Don’t do that. If you’re going into the business of baby-selling, there are plenty of fine adoption agencies, or as a last-ditch resort, Ebay.
The thing is: while this particular couple happened to have a drug habit and were entirely serious, if people called the cops every time a frustrated parent turned to the person next to them and offered to sell their misbehaving child, I would have ended up in foster care years ago. So lets all relax, Walmart customers. No one gives that good of a deal on the kidde black-market.