The Real Housewives Of New York City debuted part one of their three-episode reunion special of horrors last night, and as expected, it was filled with pain, tears and the promise of another Kelly Bensimon nervous breakdown. Among the 10 shocking revelations: Jill Zarin tried to sabotage Bethenny Frankel‘s solo spin-off show! How? By demanding other Housewives not to film “scenes” with Bethenny, thus cutting her former BFF out of this past season. WHAT. Jill cried and basically groveled at Bethenny’s feet! “Life is short — we had something really good,” she wailed.
Jill wound up walking off the set. Ramona had tried to escape earlier in the show to fetch a bottle of water (cough, Pinot Grigio, cough) but Andy Cohen sat her back on the couch.
Below, the Housewives Dolls attempt to recreate the madness: