• Fri, Jun 11 2010

Angelina Jolie Confirmed As Cleopatra, Ass-Kicker

Angelina Jolie will be playing the snake-bitten Egyptian queen Cleopatra in an upcoming adaptation of the biography Queen of the Nile, Cleopatra: A Life (we hope they change the title for the film). Anyway, so far the movie only has a producer and no director, or leading male for Angelina to play off of, but we’re thinking Marc Anthony could be played by Brad Pitt, since the original film had Elizabeth Taylor and her lover Richard Burton in the original roles.

We also hope this version involves Angelina making Cleopatra into a Lara Croft-type character, and she ends up battling Mark Indelicato.

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  • Somosuno

    It is very frustrating that talented and beautiful songstress Aaliyah (Dana Haughton) could be cast to play the lead as Queen of the Damned which Egyptian theme is connected to vampires, but Angelina Jolie gets to play Cleopatra. There is something seriously wrong here.. Denzel Washington gets the Academy award for Training Day and Halle Berry gets it for having sex with Angela Jolie’s ex-husband…talk about ironic.