Spray Tans, Road Trips and Fried Pickles: The First 10 Minutes Of ‘Jersey Shore 2′

Last night before the MTV Movie Awards we got to see a sneak peek of the second season of Jersey Shore, before its big debut next month.

So where are our favorite guidos since we last left them? Snooki has found love with her boyfriend Emilio, who thoughtfully helps her spray tan since President Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Ronnie and Sammy have split, and Pauly D complains that back in Rhode Island it’s too cold to do anything, it’s even too cold to creep.

We were wondering how producers would explain why the cast was heading down to Miami in the dead of the winter, and they accomplished that by highlighting the frigid temperatures and “snowmageddon” that was this past winter in the Northeast. To escape the cold and snow, the guidos — who are all now friends of course — have decided to road trip it down to Miami together. Cut to Snooki loading her stuff into a huge Escalade in the rain, without a flake of snow in sight. No matter, Snooks and J-Woww and Pauly D and The Situation both head down 95 to Florida in two separate cars, in a race to be first to the Miami digs. Meanwhile, Angelina, who is apparently back, gets a bikini wax and Vinny loads up his bright yellow car for the trip south.

The best part of the first 10 minutes so far? During their trip, Snooki and J-Woww make a pit stop in Savannah, Georgia, where Snooks tastes fried pickles for the first time. It’s a revelation. “This puts pickles on a whole new level,” she said. “Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.”

It put us in the mood to GTL and fist pump until July 29. Are you going to watch the second season when it premieres, or are you over the guidos?

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