The signature bald head. The sexy, masculine bone structure. Those big, imposing muscles. The unapologetic, all-American badassness. I have a secret, and I am about to come out with it: I have a major crush on Bruce Willis.
I’ve only revealed this secret to close family and friends, but I am ready to announce it to the world. My mom was slightly horrified when I shared my secret crush with her in high school. Why didn’t I stick to dreaming about Justin Timberlake, or even that cute Matt Damon, if I wanted to crush on an older man? And Bruce Willis is not only bald, he’s also older than my own father, for heaven’s sake!
Actually, that’s not true. Born on March 19th, 1955, Bruce is almost a full year younger than my dad. And did Justin Timberlake make the NYPD a sex symbol? Or co-found Planet Hollywood? No. Bruce Willis did.
In addition, he seems relatively normal, as far as celebrities go. He has three daughters (the eldest, Rumer, is only three years younger than me, but letâ€™s forget about that), and seems to hang out with his ex-wife, Demi Moore, and her second husband, Ashton Kutcher, or at least pretends to for the kidsâ€™ sake. Thatâ€™s pretty evolved, especially for celebs!
Speaking of Bruce and Demi, itâ€™s kind of unfortunate that they had three daughters, because Bruceâ€™s strong male genes appear to be quite dominant (case in point: Rumer).
I also think Bruce is getting hotter with age. Did anyone else see Cop Out? He rocked those short-sleeved button downs like nobodyâ€™s business.
Forget George Clooney. Bruce Willis is the hottest older man in Hollywood, hands down!