Hope you all had a great long weekend. This day, meant to honor those who have served our country, had the additional benefit of giving celebrities a full 24 hours extra to act insane in. Hooray?
Common mistake: “Closing Time” is actually by Semisonic, Amanda Bynes (@chicky). Don’t feel bad, I only know that because it was my prom theme.
MC Hammer (@MCHammer) will now be giving you your daily traffic reports.
We thought Lindsay Lohan‘s (@lindsaylohan) only whored herself out like this for True Blood?
See, Justin Bieber (@justinbieber), this is how the riots start.