Hey, girls can dream, can’t they? And we’re not saying that we want to see Gwyneth Paltrow, proprietor of bourgeois lifestyle site Gloop.com and apparently some sort of actress (??) physically hit in the face by Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Sam Rockwell, Mickey Rourke, or any of the cast members of Iron Man 2. But the fact is that this Onion video made our Wednesday afternoon hangovers just that much more tolerable by visualizing Pepper Potts just taking one in the jaw or “getting strangled by a Kabbalah bracelet.”
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