- Brandon Davis on that whole calling Mischa Barton a “hefer” thing: “I am pissed that someone stole my identity and started Twittering things.” Nice try, liarcrotch. (Huffington Post)
- Ryan Phillippe is mad that we’re still mad at him for cheating on Reese Witherspoon, telling Howard Stern: “I’m tired of getting s*** on, I don’t feel like I deserve it”. (US Magazine)
- Jim Carrey on speculation that his insane twittering is actually a breakdown: “This is no breakdown! It’s a breakthrough! And if you’ll just loosen these straps, I’ll show you the difference!” Erm, keep those straps tight. (People)
- Kelis has officially taken Nas to the cleaners. (TMZ)
- In other you-have-lots-of-money-please-give-it-to-us news, Pamela Anderson owes California $493,000. (Popeater)
- Jersey Shore‘s Ronnie and Sammi are in love again in the Miami heat. Oh, now they broke up. No, now they’re back together. Like that. (Radar Online)
- There’s a Jersey Shore spinoff coming to Boston. It’s gonna be called Wicked Summer, we kid you not. (E! Online)
- Carolina Herrera did not mean to be on Tinsley Mortimer‘s reality show, says: “it’s the last thing I need in my life.” (Page Six)
- Heidi Montag is “writing” a “Barbie-meets-Bourne” script. Ken is gonna be pissed. (US Magazine)
- Does Steven Seagal have a personal sex slave? (dlisted)
- Gaga on Glee! Pictures! (Perez Hilton)
- There’s a new Suri-sighting. Starring excellent green shoes. (Perez Hilton)

