Jessica Simpson Takes Her Scotch On The Rocks

  • Jessica Simpson‘s drink of choice? Scotch on the rocks. Manly. (People)
  • Lindsay Lohan can’t pay her rent on time. Though in fairness, we might have trouble with that too if our rent were $23,000. (TMZ)
  • Shannen Doherty can’t pay her taxes on time. Again, that might be a problem for us if we owed $44,000. (TMZ)
  • In an apparent faux pas, Perez Hilton asked for “a moment of silence for Lindsay Lohan” at an event where she was actually in attendance, but she was so dazed she didn’t seem to notice. (Page Six)
  • George Lopez is bragging about his Saturday meeting with Sandra Bullock, says she is “doing great”. (Popeater)
  • See a clip from Angelina Jolie’s new movie, Salt. Looks savory. (Perez Hilton)
  • Alex Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth make a nice, pale, skinny, blonde couple. (E! Online)
  • Jennifer Hudson will be a spokesperson for Weight Watchers. (Popeater)
  • Turns out, Chelsea Handler is little bit funny. She killed it on Larry King, and then angled for his job, saying “hopefully you’ll retire soon so I can take over a job like this.  If I have to talk about Kate Gosselin for one more year, I’ll probably shoot myself in the head.” (Radar Online)
  • Here are the official pictures from Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel‘s wedding. We’re sure you’ve been waiting with bated breath. (OK! Magazine)
  • Tinsley Mortimer is done with Prince Casimir Sayn-Wittgenstein-Sayn (redundant, right?), has moved on to 26-year-old nightlifer Brian Mazza. (Page Six)
  • Brooke Burke fooled some people into thinking she was pregnant again. It was April’s Fools, you see. (New York Daily News)
  • Aaron Carter is getting married again, this time to 19-year-old student/dancer girlfriend Maile Hochuli. (Dlisted)
  • Madonna hung out with Jesus Luz again, who is looking younger than ever with his attempt to have facial hair. (Lainey Gossip)

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