• Wed, Mar 3 2010

Casting ‘Idol’ Singers On ‘Breakfast Club’

Think about it: American Idol is a basically just a reality-TV version of your high school. There’s drama, catfights, tears, overachievers, disappointments and that one legendary teacher-crank who gives everyone hell — since he’s tenured, he can do whatever he wants. Even flunk you five times. You know the one.

Which raises an intriguing casting question, involving The Breakfast Club: If a remake of the ’80s teen-movie masterpiece were to happen, and if said remake were to star the current contestants on Idol, whom would play whom?

We have some suggestions:

  • Simon Cowell as hardass Principal Richard Vernon (Paul Gleason). Yep, sounds about right.
  • Ryan Seacrest as vulnerable jock Andrew Clark (Emilio Estevez). Seacrest is a radio jock who can be vulnerable despite his robo-smooth confidence hosting 102.7 KIIS FM,  Idol and his 33 other jobs. We speculate, but anyone with so many gigs must be overcompensating for something –  like Emilio in TBC –  so what’s Seacrest hiding?
  • Siobhan Magnus as goth misfit Allison Reynolds (Ally Sheedy). The female darkhorse/Ally Sheedy lookalike sang “Wicked Game” last week, which …. yep, sounds about right.
  • Casey James as “The  Criminal” John Bender (Judd Nelson). They have wildly different personalities — Casey is mild-mannered and Bender has borderline sociopathic tendencies  — yet there’s one thing they share in common: they’re both really really hot. And that’s that.
  • Katelyn Epperly as Claire Standish (Molly Ringwald). Katelyn’s curly hair is one of her best features, as is Claire’s awesome red bob. They both exude that Homecoming Queen vibe — but we wonder whether Katelyn can do that patented lipstick trick.
  • Tim Urban as Brian Johnson (Anthony Michael Hall). Urban is young, earnest, nerdy-cute and one of this season’s underdogs. He is 1985 Anthony Michael Hall crossed with Zac Efron. And like Brian/Anthony Michael Hall, he has that sweet quality that makes us root for him.

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  • Honeybuttz

    I think, I’d like to agree with your casting suggestions. I hope Holly wood will consider to make a remake of The Breakfast Club, and the cast you suggested, are the going to be the stars in that movie.