Ah, the holiday season. Full of mirth, joy, love, and American Express Platinum cards. Celebrities go shopping just like us normies, except for two things: the clerks don’t give them that “please shoplift so I can bust out my new brown belt moves on you sucka” look, and their credit cards sing and warble Bing Crosby tunes to them, they’re that happy to be used without the threat of, you know, BEING CUT UP.
Here’s a happy little Christmas miracle of pics that show you a ton of various celebrities caught in different stages of avarice; plus, for some reason, Paris Hilton made it in there (kind of like the rum that is “accidentally” making its way into my eggnog right now, except the rum won’t give me herpes). Lots of celebs doing lots of Christmassy things here, including:
- Christina Aguilera looking like a reverse drag queen (think about it and get back to me, I think I just coined a new phrase)
- Fergie getting a truly huge…..tree. You thought I was going to say “erection”, didn’t you. Naughty!
- Jude Law looking all yummy and lonely and GET IN MAH BED YOU PIECE OF MAN CANDY.
- Mariah Carey wearing her customary spray-on outfit that would fit SO much better if she were 10 years old and weighed 75 pounds.
images Bauer Griffin