Because their lives are so rough, the ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County are going on their Bravo-sponsored vacation to Florida. Rather than eat Cuban food and marvel at some beautiful old school Art Deco buildings, the girls are going to hang out in a swamp as if they were on the opening credits of CSI and hang out in some cheesy bar that no doubt is in the lobby of a W hotel. I am feeling hella snobby today.
The following clip from tonight’s episode shows Tamra and Gretchen in good spirits, with Gretchen demanding alcohol (perhaps for a little late night photo shoot in the hotel?). The husbands show up in their Ed Hardy best and Tamra starts talking about how Vicki is uncomfortable because all the guys are there. Simon decides to make it her mission to make Vicki even more uncomfortable by suggesting they go up to her hotel room and jump on the bed. And yeah, Slade is there, too. He’s back.