Based on the photos I posted of Patricia Arquette on Emmy night, it seems as though many of you had the same impression of the dress that I did: It was lovely, but it just needed to be let out a little bit, because… getting… hard… to… breathe.
This did not go unnoticed by the media, as Arquette has ended up on several Worst-Dressed lists. None, however, have been as funny as Go Fug Yourself.
I’ve been a fan of Go Fug Yourself for quite a while, and their imagined conversation between Arquette and her husband Thomas Jane on the red carpet basically sums up why I love them.
Patricia Arquette: I maybe should have gone up a size on my bodice.
Thomas Jane: What are you talking about it? I LOVE IT. Your cups OVERFLOWETH.
PATRICIA: Yeah. I know. It’s totally uncomfortable. My nipple is seriously about to make a run for it and I haven’t taken a full breath since 11 a.m.
PATRICIA: So I might PASS OUT, buddy. This top is literally cutting into me.
Seriously. Go read the rest: it’s amazing.
Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette/Image: Zuma Press