Is Jon Gosselin engaged already?

This can’t be right, can it? According to InTouch Weekly, Jon Gosselin is engaged to his girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman. The divorce papers aren’t even drawn up, and this is happening? I have a hard time belieivng that. Here’s what the so-called “insider source” had to say:

“Jon has been telling everyone that he loves her and she loves him, so why waste time?” says the insider, adding that Jon presented Hailey with a $180,000 engagement ring designed by Edouard Nahum — featuring a skull surrounded by four black diamonds — during a romantic getaway to St. Tropez on July 12. “They started dating two months ago and they both just knew the other was the one instantly.” The couple was in the French Riviera to meet with Ed Hardy clothing designer Christian Audigier, who tells In Touch, “We had a great time.” The two stayed in a $2,000-a-night room at the Chateau de la Messardiere, drank champagne and ate lobster after an afternoon on Christian’s yacht, and went shopping in Antibes. Christian helped them celebrate their engagement on July 13. “They all went out to the V.I.P Room nightclub in St. Tropez after dinner,” says another source close to the group. “Hailey was flashing her ring around and they were kissing and hugging.”

Sweet buttered Moses, a $180K engagement ring!?!?!? Shoot, I need to get me some hyper-fertilized eggs and start pooping out babies NOW if that’s the kind of bank I could be making! Plus, who wants to get engaged to some loser with eight kids? It takes all kinds of stupid to date this guy right now. Can you imagine your romantic weekends with Jon – and the kids? Um, yeah. THAT would be wonderful, wouldn’t it? Oh, and a skull ring with black diamonds. Really? Really, Jon? Really? Man, you are SO HIP. Let’s just get one thing straight: this girl is a major famewhore and so is he, she’s going to take him to the cleaners, it’s going to get messy, and two months later he’ll be with another girl that looks just like her. Bada bing bada boom – case closed.

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