Seems that Three’s Company for Joyce DeWitt includes her car, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and herself! The 70′s sitcom star was pulled over for drunken driving in Southern California; she apparently was “driving erratically” and failed a field sobriety test, went to jail and got out like 15 minutes later.
Now here’s the thing: as a really klutzy person myself, I probably wouldn’t pass a field sobriety test, to be quite honest. Seriously, I fall over just standing in the middle of the kitchen, people. So if a police officer asked me to walk a line while holding my arms out to the side and chanting the alphabet, it would be ALL over. I would be sitting in jail so fast….it would be quite sad and pathetic, actually.