Actress Jessica Biel is mostly known for three things:
- Her butt.
- Her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.
- Her butt.
So instead of finding a role that, I don’t know, DOESN’T FOCUS ON HER BUTT, Jessica has decided to go down the time-honored street of Hooker Central, you know, the old chestnut about a ho with a heart of gold who’s just fallen on hard times and only takes her clothes off to support her mom/baby/grandfather/favorite goldfish, and who would NEVER even DREAM of doing lap dances and crotch flashes otherwise. Uh huh.
Jessica’s been cast as the main T and A in a looks-like-it’s-going-straight-to-DVD film called “Powder Blue”, and from the looks of the clips, it’s probably going to be something that’s great for a 15 year old’s spank bank, but that’s about it. Here’s a clip of her “acting”:
OMG! Seriously, I am laughing at her talking about how difficult this is. Try working on an assembly line 12 hours a day for $12 an hour and then come talk to me about how difficult your life is, you silly little cow. Believe me, Jess, those “7th Heaven” residuals are not going to last forever….just something to think about.