Well, slap me silly and call me Donald, because this just about turns me inside out. According to People, Rihanna has taken back Chris Brown and they are staying together at one of Sean Combs’ homes in Miami. Sources reportedly say that Chris is “saddened’ at what’s happened and just “happy to be back with the woman he loves.” Um, what? Does anyone remember this?
While we obviously should be wondering how Rihanna got so stupid so fast, this is pretty normal behavior for a battered woman in a abusive relationship. Which is what she is. Trust me, this won’t be the first time we’re going to hear about her getting beat up. They’ll just be more discreet next time, keep things under the radar. GAWD.
In related insanity, Kanye West, who has apparently taken it upon himself to be some kind of Oprah with a mulllet, wants us all to give poor Chris a break. And here’s why:
“Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes.” West also made a rather puzzing comment about O.J. Simpson, saying, “O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing, though?”
Let’s see, a perverted boy fondler, a bong smoker, and a homicidal maniac. Yes, I see! All we need to do is join hands and sing, and unicorns and puppies will come and frolic with us in this magical land of make-believe, where Kanye is waiting for us with a basket full of sugary goodness. I’m so excited I just peed myself a little, how about you?