Um, what? Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together?

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Well, slap me silly and call me Donald, because this just about turns me inside out. According to People, Rihanna has taken back Chris Brown and they are staying together at one of Sean Combs’ homes in Miami. Sources reportedly say that Chris is “saddened’ at what’s happened and just “happy to be back with the woman he loves.” Um, what? Does anyone remember this?

While we obviously should be wondering how Rihanna got so stupid so fast, this is pretty normal behavior for a battered woman in a abusive relationship. Which is what she is. Trust me, this won’t be the first time we’re going to hear about her getting beat up. They’ll just be more discreet next time, keep things under the radar. GAWD.

In related insanity, Kanye West, who has apparently taken it upon himself to be some kind of Oprah with a mulllet, wants us all to give poor Chris a break. And here’s why:

“Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes.” West also made a rather puzzing comment about O.J. Simpson, saying, “O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing, though?”

Let’s see, a perverted boy fondler, a bong smoker, and a homicidal maniac. Yes, I see! All we need to do is join hands and sing, and unicorns and puppies will come and frolic with us in this magical land of make-believe, where Kanye is waiting for us with a basket full of sugary goodness. I’m so excited I just peed myself a little, how about you?

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    • BG

      I just peed myself a whole LOT when I read this!! Is she nuts or something? I hope the Chris Brown is still facing charges on this assault. I have no respect for either of these people. Kanye West? I’m surprised he didn’t mention that “wonderful person” (gag) Michael Vick along with the other wonderful examples of human excretment walking among us. If I hadn’t read it here I wouldn’t even believe this story. Wow, what idiots!!

    • BG

      Of course if they’re not back together, how could he have close enough contact to carry out his death threat if he decides to “sadden” himself again. Yuck!

    • http://yahoo sofya

      they are so nat. for heaven sake if iwas lose to chriss i wud kill him fist b4 he does anything else to my dear rhiana.she is a star and deserve to be treared like a qeen.

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    • elise

      the reason why is chris brown beg her for forgiveness and he was crying in the middle and he pop out a ring and propose to her and she said yes and they had a private wedding at miami

    • BG

      Of course he begged for her forgiveness!!! He doesn’t want her to testify against him. This particular beating was the worst (for him) in that the cops were involved and charges were laid. The only thing he’s sorry about is that the cops were called. If a neighbour hadn’t called the cops that night we wouldn’t be hearing anything about this. We wouldn’t even have heard about it. Yep, he’s sorry how it all went down!!!