Jessica Simpson has finally made it! No, I’m not talking about an academy award (or a grammy for that matter). But she is in the latest edition of the Dallas Cowboys Family Cookbook.
Apparently she shares a page in the recipe book with boyfriend Tony Romo. The thing is, there aren’t any photos of her. Like… they aren’t enough Jessica Simpson photos floating everywhere that they could actually put a couple on the page?
The other oddity about this book is that they list Jessica’s occupation as “hairdresser.”
Methinks someone is trying to make fun of our Jessica. What do you think?
In case you’re wondering what kind of recipes are associated with Jess and Tony (because let’s face it – Jessica is not known for her cooking skills), the dishes they share are for “Banana Breakfast Fruit Smoothie and No-Fat Broccoli and Cherry Tomatoes.”
Mmmm mmmm mmmm. Or in other words, a recipe for people who don’t eat.