Rachel Ray won’t be able to speak for two months due to surgery

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I think my prayers have FINALLY been answered. Chipmunk-like cooking personality Rachel Ray will not be able to speak for TWO MONTHS due to throat surgery. Apparently she used to be quite the heavy smoker, and her doctor found a growth near her layrnx, which, of course is awful and scary and we wish her well.

But we’re also very thankful for the cessation of this here stuff:

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