Pete Wentz had to grab his blanky during the earthquake

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Remember that big earthquake in California this week? Emo studmuffin Pete Wentz about wet his pants. Here’s what he had to say:

“Today I woke up to an earthquake, literally. It had me clutching my pillow like it was the mid-west. This s**t is crazy!”

Okay, I’ll throw him a little bone – I don’t much care for earthquakes either. But clutching your pillow isn’t going to help. A true Emo rocker dude would have grabbed his guyliner, his tapered jeans, and his Converse sneakers and locked himself in the broom closet with an iPod full of Cure songs. And then written in his journal about it. You’ve let us down, Pete Wentz.

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