Elizabeth Taylor, who suffered a bit of a heart scare last week, ended up on life support for a brief time, but apparently she’s okay now. I know, that’s not really big news, but I’m telling you, there’s like nothing else going on today.
This isn’t the first time Lizzie has been in the hospital – seems like she’s always almost “crossing over”, as her best buddy Michael Jackson would put it. I’ve never seen a movie of hers, not even National Velvet – am I missing much?









