• Wed, Apr 30 2008

A naughty Katie Holmes has been banished to Scientology Boot Camp

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Katie Holmes tried to escape the compound, and now Tom Cruise is sending her to Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA., where Scientology campers get to do such fun stuff as purify themselves, read a whole bunch of scary Thetan nonsense, and go without sleep. Boy, doesn’t that sound like fun! Where can I sign up?

Just for kicks, here’s a satellite picture of Gold Base so you can see what you’re missing.

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