It’s Official: Joe Simpson is a pimp

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Joe Simpson, father of Ashlee and Jessica, is your basic dad: loves his kids and wants the best for them….as long as that best means loads of money for his bank account. His newest completely tacky faux pas? Shopping around pictures of his daughter Ashlee for $1 million, now that she’s engaged and possibly pregnant. However, nobody’s really interested, at least for that amount of money, and there are grumbles that this surprise “pregnancy” and engagement are suspiciously close to her new album, “BitterSweet World”, dropping next week.

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