There’s a new Tom Cruise marijuana, just for all the hip cats

Just what every crazy Scientologist needs: a brand of pot named after them. Apparently, there’s a new strain of medical marijuana named “Tom Cruise Purple” that makes you see things that aren’t actually, uh, THERE. If it’s named for Tommy Boy, shouldn’t it make you jump up and down on couches, marry robotic Amazons, star in Nazi movies, and make long speeches about L.Ron Hubbard?

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    • tom cruise

      so this means that no one in this world can be born with the name tom cruise, this is very interesting….tom get a life you freak

    • Tom Cruise

      Cocaine, the little lie…
      Scientology, the BIG lie.