• Thu, Jan 17 2008

Reviews are in for Katie Holmes’ new movie. Basically, it sucks.

katie-holmes-parade.pngI love Queen Latifah in pretty much anything she has ever done, and Diane Keaton can do no wrong, but let’s face it: Katie Holmes was a sucky address BEFORE she married Tom Cruise and unfortunately his Scientology influence has done nothing to change that. Where’s your magic now, Tommy?

The latest review from Variety states that Katie “upsets the balance” of the movie and has “no defining character of her own.” Yes, they’re talking about the MOVIE, not her life. But you know what they say: life imitates art and all that. Anyway, go back to Dawson’s Creek and show us what you’re good at, Katie: insipid teen dramas that focus on important things, like your FEELINGS.

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    i think you mean actress?