Why is she the hotness?
Because she thinks she looks like dog poo. I should look like that kind of dog poo at her age.
“It’s hard for me to answer that question. I think I look like dog poop. I’m not any different from a lot of American women who want to put a piece of black velvet over the mirror when they turn 50. The good news is that I’m healthy and I’m here.”
And the additional good news is that she somehow, FINALLY, managed to make a good name for dog shit. Next thing you know we’ll have those annoying fembots at the Clinique counter trying to give you a makeover with it.