I’m fascinated by Kevin Federline, much like I’m fascinated by the spiders I find around my house and flush down the toilet. They try so hard to scramble up the sides, but in the end, they are just spiders and must sink to their level.
And yes, I’m aware that made no sense. I was going for metaphysical and it just didn’t work out the way I thought it would.
Kevin Federline was humiliated when he turned up to “star” in a new film only to discover he had been fired.
Kevin arrived for on the set of ‘The Night Watchman’, which stars Keanu Reeves, after his manager forgot to tell him makers Fox Searchlight had dispensed with his services.
A source claimed: “He only had a very small role. However, he was fired from the film and his manager didn’t tell him. Kevin found out when he turned up for a wardrobe call.”
Reports previously suggested Kevin would be “starring opposite” Keanu in the ‘The Night Watchman’, but Fox Searchlight insist they never even cast him in the first place.
Ten bucks says that his manager was totally hiding behind him laughing his ass off.