• Sat, Jul 28 2007

Dita Von Teese loves porn, Evan Rachel Wood might be pregnant, and Marilyn Manson IS DA MAN.

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Okay! Lots of stuff to take in here, so drink some vitamin water or something. Ready? Let’s go:

First, Dita Von Teese says she loves porn. Well, don’t we all!

“Amateur pornography is a great thing. You can find something for everyone on the Internet,” Contactmusic quoted her as saying.

She insists that she is just like other people who like watching others having sex.

“As long as no one’s hurting anyone or involving children, then hey, what’s wrong with that? People love watching people having sex. I’m no different,” Von Teese said.

I wonder, has she watched Marilyn Manson have sex with Evan in his new video? Ten bucks says she has, and while I understand she might still have feelings for him, I think she is well rid of that nutbar.

Next, we have Evan Rachel Wood, Marilyn’s current f*** buddy:

Wood says, “I’ve seen blogs . . . that say I should be condemned to death simply because I’ve fallen in love. Surely the fact that we are both prepared to go through all this proves just how important — and real — our love is, no? Everyone is so worried that I’m losing myself, but really I’m finding myself. I’ve never been more comfortable in my own skin.”

Blah blah blah ARE YOU MENTAL? I would say…..survey says YES!

Oh, and one more thing – Evan might be pregnant with the Spawn of Satan. And that’s a big rumor, but we probably want to get our silver bullets and crosses ready NOW.

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  • 7224

    oh my gosh evan could be pregant!marilyn
    wouldn’t have a baby with dita and settle down but he could have maybe knocked up
    this evan girl!what the hell!he knows he wants her to have a aborshen

  • Jack

    Maybe when you learn how to spell is when you should have an opinion. *abortion