• Mon, Jul 23 2007

Paris Hilton Speaks Out Against Fake Celebrities

paris_hilton_2.jpgIn this exclusive (read “satire”) interview with Dateline Hollywood, Paris Hilton spoke out against Hollywood’s newest celebrities, David Beckham and Posh Spice.

“The media is fawning like they’re superstars, but they haven’t actually done anything,” Hilton said. “Can anyone explain why I should care about these people?”

The Beckhams, arguably England’s biggest celebrities, recently moved to L.A. where David Beckham is playing for the Galaxy, the city’s Major League Soccer team. Soccer remains an unpopular professional sport in the U.S., however, and few Americans remember much about the Spice Girls, leaving most citizens unsure what to make about “Beck” and “Posh.” An NBC special chronicling Victoria Beckham’s move to Los Angeles received mediocre ratings.

Nonetheless, celebrity media outlets from TMZ to Access Hollywood to E! News have covered their every move, which Hilton said forced her to speak out.

“I’m talking not just for myself, but for my millions of young female fans who are the most active consumers of entertainment news,” Hilton explained. “We demand that celebrities earn their place amongst our nation’s entertainment elite, rather than have it handed to them on a silver platter. The sense of entitlement that Beck and Posh display frankly disgusts me.”

Hilton, an heir to the Hilton hotels fortune who has earned millions by endorsing fashion and beauty products, recording albums, and appearing at club openings, said that she was most concerned about the example that Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham has been setting for America’s teenage girls.

“What kind of a lesson are we teaching our young women by treating Posh like she’s done something just for marrying a hottie soccer player,” she asked rhetorically. “If she does something important, like flash her cooch at a Hollywood club or land a reality show on E! or cause an accident on Robertson Avenue, then of course she’s an important story for journalists to cover. But right now, it’s like she’s famous just for being famous. Every time I look at her, I weep for the state of American culture.”

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  • Brent Fulberry

    Paris is right! Who the heck is this “Posh” anyway? She should be and would be languishing in obscurity with the rest of the Spice Girls if she hadn’t married the soccer star. Every photo you see of her, she’s posing with those giant fake balloons half exposed, a stupid hair-do, and that pug nose.

    Go back home, Posh.

  • Genavieve

    Hello, Kettle? This is Pot. You’re black.

  • Veronika

    Brent, Victoria didnt get famous only by marrying Beck. She was one of the most popular singers (former spice girls)in the UK and whole EU in late 90′s. She earned millions by herself. oh and BTW her boobs are only cup B. She just knows how to expose them so they look bigger. just like paris’ boobs on that pic.

  • fahrenheit

    HELLO! Dateline Hollywood is a satire website – this whole interview is fake! Check out the other “headlines” they have:

    ‘TONIGHT SHOW’ BAND LEADER KEVIN EUBANKS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 5 YEARS

    ELTON JOHN WRITES LYRICS FOR DEATH OF PARIS HILTON

    LINDSAY LOHAN INVESTS IN REHAB TIME SHARE

    MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY LAUNCHES NATIONAL ANTI-SHIRT CAMPAIGN

    BRITNEY SPEARS ANNOUNCES PLANS TO EXPOSE ANUS

    PARIS RELEASED FROM JAIL AFTER TESTING POSITIVE FOR 18 STDs AND TB

    HILTON HOTELS SIGN DEAL TO OPERATE L.A. COUNTY JAILS

    PARIS HILTON HOPES TO FIND GOD IN JAIL; NOT SURE WHAT CELL HE’S IN

    only a few examples…

  • Nikki

    Thanks fahrenheit :)

  • Jonathan

    Victoria was the worst singer and least talented of the Spice Girls and her solo career flopped. I hate boring soccer so I don’t care about David either.

  • Brent Fulberry

    I’ll argue with anyone on “Posh’s” fame. She’d be as famous as whoever the hell the girl was called “Sporty” right now if she hadn’t married the soccer star. She is skank, no matter what.

  • ayuni

    is paris jealous? lol
    watever
    i enjoy watching soccer anyway

  • kim

    “If she does something important, like flash her cooch at a Hollywood club …”
    exactly right paris,you are on the ball..

  • stacie

    i seriously fink paris is jelous……i mean no 1 else is passin so harsh comments…….thtz wat i hate abt that stupid paris….
    and posh WAS famous b4 she married david….

  • SHELLY

    paris is just jealous, becoz posh is much more of a centre of attraction compared to her.Posh is much more classy and high fashion plus having a fame more than paris do.
    Posh is superb.She a natural born artist thats why she is famous for being famous.
    Better than paris who is famous for striving to be famous.