Tracy Morgan is straight up nuts. Okay? Let’s get that out of the way. He also seems to have a little problem with the drinky-drinky or smoky-smoky or maybe Windex? I don’t know. It’s just a theory.
Anyway, Tracy is in hot water right now because he apparently groped the hell out of some radio host lady down in Florida:
Yuleika De Castro told police that Morgan smelled of alcohol as he touched her shoulders and arms, kissed the back of her head on Friday morning, Miramar Police Department spokesman Bill Robertson said.
De Castro said she pushed him away and he was escorted out of the studio by the people he came with, Robertson said.
De Castro, whose on-air name is Sandy Domingo, said she filed the complaint because she felt "violated" and "dirty."
"He said he wants to impregnate me," Domingo told The Associated Press.
Honey, he says that to EVERYONE. It’s like, his schtick or something. I guess. Well, anyway, let’s see, that’s two stars of 30 Rock that are facing various crappy things:
So Tina Fey needs to get her act together and…steal some Chapstick or something. I know, not very exciting, but what are you gonna do.