Attention, Britney Spears: We all love what you’ve done with yourself lately: you’ve kicked out that waste of space Kevin, you’ve popped out a couple of kids, and you’re (trying) to clean yourself up.
And yet. (there’s always a “and yet” with you.)
Hitching yourself to a COMPLETE PARASITE like Paris Hilton will do absolutely NOTHING for your image. Plus, aren’t you afraid you’ll catch something and give it to your kids? I would be.